Sadie - the Loveable Brat
Oh, let me tell you... I saw a Nubian goat at the fair this one time. The set of ears on that goat *** excuse me while I wipe the drool off my face*** I almost DIED of jealousy! I got so mad to be in the same show ring as that hussy, that I chewed the judges shirt and made it completely unwearable. Let's just say, I didn't win that class.
When I'm not daydreaming about what I'd look like with a nice pair of long flowing ears, I enjoy the finer things in life. You know, following the lawn mower up and down the driveway so I'm the first one to get the fresh grass clippings, drinking ice cold water right out of the garden hose in the summer time and knocking little kids over because EVEN THEY have cute ears!!!