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Simple Suds

Santa Saw That

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You thought nobody was watching? Think again. Santa saw EVERYTHING. 👀

Our Santa Saw That Simple Suds goat milk soap is one BIG lump of coal for those who've earned a spot on the naughty list! Scented with bright citrus, warm amber, cozy woods, and a touch of earthy sophistication, it's proof that even naughty people deserve to smell nice.

A bigger lump of coal to help you clean up your act! 🎄

Each bar weighs about 4oz at the time of cutting. Due to the nature of cold process soap, the soap will loss about 25% of its' cutting weight during the curing process. 

Our handcrafted, creamy Goat Milk Soap is made in small batches, using fresh goat milk from our small herd of dairy goats. Our Goat Milk Soap is packed with creamy goat milk, rich, nourishing oils, luxurious butters, and beneficial additives for healthy skin! Our bars produce great lather while washing away unwanted oils and dirt. Oh, and did I mention the suds!!! We love bubbles in our soap! The clay, silk and oats used in our soap help absorb oils and dirt from the skin leaving it detoxified and exfoliated!  

Goat Milk products are gentle enough for those with dry or sensitive skin of all ages. If you've ever used products with real Goat Milk, you know the powerful beneficial properties it brings to the skin. Known to help improve skin conditions such as wrinkles, age spots, sunburn, acne, eczema, psoriasis, & more. Goat milk has the closest PH level to human skin which helps protect skin from invading bacteria and chemicals. It is safe to use on all skin types and consists of natural emollients and triglycerides that act as a natural moisturizer. Goat milk is loaded with essential nutrients and vitamins C, B1, B6, B12, and E. 

To extend the life of your soap keep it dry between uses by using a draining soap dish and avoiding streams of water. We recommend using one of our slotted, wooden soap dishes as they keep your bar up off the counter and out of water puddles.

INGREDIENTS: OLIVE OIL, COCONUT OIL, GOAT MILK, LARD, LYE, DISTILLED WATER, PALM KERNAL FLAKES, FRAGRANCE OIL, AVOCADO OIL, CASTOR OIL, COCOA BUTTER, KAOLIN CLAY, SODIUM LACTATE, MICA COLORANT, POPPY SEEDS

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